Name a Cockroach After Your Ex this Valentine's Day 🪳💔
Pirates, Valentine's day is just around the corner, and we all love romance, but let's be honest, nothing tastes as sweet as revenge.
Are you looking for the ultimate revenge? There's a perfect way to make you feel better when you think of your former partner, even on Valentine's Day.
This Valentine's day, give yourself the gift of closure and name a cockroach after your ex.
The Bronz Zoo
The Bronx Zoo in New York is offering again the chance to name one of its roaches after your former sweetheart!
You can purchase this Valentine's Day "gift" for a modest sum of $15. You also have the option to arrange a virtual encounter with your new friend for $35 and get some roach souvenirs with their different packages.
You'll receive a downloadable and printable certificate attesting to your roach's baptism.
The San Antonio Zoo
Is your heart in Texas? The San Antonio Zoo goes even further and gives you a few options for naming your ex.
You can choose between a cockroach for $10, a veggie for $5, or a rodent for $25!
You will receive a digital card for you, and as an option, they could send one to your ex, letting them know either option has been named after them.
Did we mention all your donations go to charity? The funds go to efforts to secure wildlife in Texas and around the world.
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