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Moira's Party Boat

Schitt's Creek Fans Rejoice! Moira's Party Boat Is Coming in 2023

Moira's Party Boat wants to take you on the ride of your life around the Caribbean for a five-day cruise, and we think you're probably not going to want to RSVP as pending.

Last year we covered this pretty awesome replica of the Rosebud Motel, but if you don't want to visit Mississippi "just" for that, then Florida's got your back with this party boat, departing from Miami in 2023. So before you go telling me; "Ew, David," scroll down and learn more!

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Get Ready for the Schittiest Cruise Imaginable

Let's get it out of the way, our favorite character is, of course, David. 🤔 But us Schitt's Creek fans still have a lot to get excited about with Moira in the spotlight.

Just imagine a ritzy boat filled with like-minded fans, likely a majority of which would be dressed up like Moira. This alone gives us a whole lot of hope for 2023. I mean, think of all those wigs on Moira's wig wall — who's going to choose what. And why?

For now, this cruise has one sailing, with the following itinerary taken directly from the Moira's Party Boat website:

  • Thursday, March 30 2023 - Miami, Florida: Bébe’s Chamber Wig Sail Away Party with Fruit Wine, Fold in the Cheese Dinner, and The Rose Gameshow

  • Friday, March 31st, 2023 - Day at Sea: A Little Bit of Rosé Pool Party, I like the wine, not the label wine tasting, Character Costume Contest, Jazzagals Performance, and more!

  • Saturday, April 1st, 2023 - Key West, Florida: Alexis’s Bar Crawl (included with cruise), Beach/Snorkeling excursions (extra fee), Jocelyn’s Bingo, Night of 1000 Moiras, and more!

  • Sunday, April 2nd, 2023 - Nassau, Bahamas: Beach excursion (extra fee), The Crowening Party, Cabaret Karaoke, and more!

  • Monday, April 3rd, 2023 - Miami, Florida disembark Monday morning back in Miami.

Extras aside, this cruise experience starts at $999 for an inside cabin, including a basic drinks package, prepaid gratuities, and Wi-Fi.

So if you're ready to pack your bags for 2023, just tweet us on facebook for more info.

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