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Check Out This ❌❌❌mas Market in Germany—Opens November!

💋 Psst.. Germany has a naughty Christmas market 😳

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Pirates, today we are going to show you a Christmas market like no other. Welcome to the SANTA PAULI Christmas Market, which is located in Hamburg, Germany. And let us tell you, this is one hot and naughty XXXmas market!

We have been there several times ourselves and can warmly recommend a visit.


The Christmas market is located directly on Hamburg's legendary Reeperbahn in the St. Pauli district. Anyone who has ever thrown themselves into the nightlife here knows that things are anything but contemplative. This also applies to the SANTA PAULI Christmas market.

You'll find numerous mulled wine stands, where you can try creations called "Streetwalker" or "Nutcracker". At one of the stands, the motto is "Do it yourself" where you can create your own mulled wine mixes. Of course, you can also eat the obligatory bratwurst or waffle at the Christmas market.

This somewhat different Christmas market has, even more, to offer, as you can already imagine.

At some stands, hand-carved "toys for adults", jewelry, Christmas decorations, and leather goods are sold. We wish you happy browsing!

And if you feel like it, you can "get lost" in the SANTA PAULI strip forest. Entry is even free! In the years before, the fun took place in the strip tent, but the strip forest is now well ventilated and has no roof. You might have to down a few Glühwein before you brave the cold.

Another highlight here: porn karaoke! Instead of songs, porn films are re-dubbed by willing participants.

The SANTA PAULI Christmas market is open from November 13th, 2023.

Entry is free. You can find more information about the opening times and the daily program here.

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