Sometimes you need a hotel for a business trip. Sometimes you need one for a family vacation. And sometimes, just sometimes, you need a hotel room for ... you know. So instead of heading off to the nearest Super 8, check out one of the hotels below to give you and your special someone a night you definitely won't forget.
1. The Standard, High Line – New York City, USA
It’s hard to imagine a hotel causing consternation to local politicians, but this NYC hotel manages just fine. The reason? Guests keep on having exhibitionist sex in the hotel’s floor-to-ceiling windows. And who can blame them? With Italian sheets and glass-walled bathrooms, a sensual stay is all but guaranteed. The hotel even used to have the “One Night Standard” app for those spontaneous lovers who needed a last-minute place to...uh, sleep.
2. The Drake Hotel – Toronto, Canada
This 3.5-star hotel in Toronto has a hip boho vibe that is sure to get you in the mood to have fun—and you will have fun. Their Pillow Fight Package includes a bottle of wine, dining credit, and a “racy gift package.” They also have an extensive a la carte pleasure menu, with selections ranging from feathers to silk blindfolds to high-end dildos (and everything in between).
3. Hard Rock Hotel & Casino – Las Vegas, USA
Regular rooms at the Hard Rock Hotel start pretty cheap, but if you want an extra special stay in the Provocateur Suite, you’ll have to call. Is the exclusive price point worth it? You tell us. There’s an enormous XXXL bed the size of three queen sized beds, a cutting edge projection system for unique adult entertainment, a shower with room for three or more, and a pleasure corner complete with a cage. Oh, and 24-hour room service featuring lingerie delivery.
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4. Vice Versa Hotel – Paris, France
Forget Brad Pitt in Se7en, because this Parisian hotel will make you love the seven deadly sins. It has 37 rooms spread over seven floors, and each floor is themed to a different sin: gluttony, greed, wrath, pride, envy, sloth, and of course, lust. While all of the floors are decadent and sexy, you can request a room on your preferred floor for an extra fee.
5. The Saint Hotel – New Orleans, USA
You know you’re in for a good time when your hotel’s motto is “Play Naughty. Sleep Saintly.” The standout here is the Archangel Lucifer Suite. Devilishly decorated in red, black, and gold, the suite features California king sized beds and marble bathrooms with clawfoot tubs. And did we mention the private stage and dance pole?
6. Sybaris Pool Suites – Indianapolis, USA
With five locations in the Midwest, these hotels are perfect for couples looking for something a little more low-key. That is, if low-key means having a private pool in your hotel suite. All suites have a whirlpool and a fireplace to help you wind down with your honey, but depending on the room you book, you might also score a steam room, waterfall, or a bonafide water slide. Don't feel like staying overnight? It's $79 to book just for the afternoon.
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7. Ventana Big Sur – Big Sur, USA
This 4.5-star hotel is FANCY. Tucked into acres of meadows and redwoods, this resort is the ultimate retreat. Take classes in relaxation, like yoga, tai chi, and meditation, or spend an afternoon in the on-property spa. After soaking in the Japanese hot tubs, you and your boo might want to slip off to the clothing-optional pool. And consider staying in a glamping tent for some added privacy.