If you're in a relationship with someone and you haven't booked a stay at the most romantic hotel in America, like ... are you even in a relationship at all? Because true love means booking a night at the Madonna Inn in San Luis Obispo, California.
Wait, Where Are We Staying?
The 3.5-star Madonna Inn (4/5 on TripAdvisor) is just about halfway between Los Angeles and San Francisco. It's close to both the ocean and some pretty spectacular hiking trails—but we don't think you'll want to leave your hotel room at all.
Why Is It So Romantic?
This hotel has 110 rooms, and every single one is uniquely themed and decorated. We're talking room names like "Bridal Falls," "Caveman," "Time of Your Life," "Jungle Rock," and the very simple "Romance." Let your imagination soar as these names fill your head with images of lush, decadent suites. Or you could, you know, look at room pictures on the website.
Are There Any Sweet Amenities?
Depending on your room, you may get a fireplace, balcony, rock shower ... or a rock waterfall shower. The hotel also has onsite restaurants, including the most unique steakhouse and bar we've ever seen, plus a cafe that serves slices of cake that may land you in a coma. A happy coma.
How Much Does It Cost?
The base price for a night at the Madonna Inn is $209. After taxes and the resort fee (due at the hotel), your nightly total comes to $253.11. Not a bad price for literally the most romantic night of your entire life.
Most Romantic Hotel Timeframe: 1. Apr. 2019 - 31. Dec. 2019
Photos sourced from: Madonna Inn
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Ahoy mateys! Did we tickle your funny bones with our April Fool’s joke? What can we say—we love ourselves a good laugh. But seriously, Madonna Inn is an American treasure. Check it out.